Your New Favorite Sweatshirt—Because Effort is Overrated
Soft, cozy, and effortlessly stylish, this Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt is perfect for lounging, running errands, or pretending you have your life together. Made from a medium-heavyweight cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²), it’s durable, warm, and ridiculously comfortable.
• Classic Fit, No Fuss – Timeless, comfy, and zero effort required.
• No Itchy Seams, No Drama – Ribbed knit collar, no annoying side seams, and a tear-away label (because scratchy tags are the worst).
• Built to Last – Double-needle stitching keeps it together—unlike your patience on a Monday.
• Soft & Cozy – Like a warm hug, minus the small talk.
• Ethically Made – 100% US-grown cotton + OEKO-TEX-certified dyes, so you can be comfy and feel good about it.
Available in Heather Sport colors (60% polyester, 40% cotton) and customizable with embroidery—because even your sweatshirt should match your sarcasm.
Lazy-Proof Care Instructions:
• Machine wash cold
• Tumble dry low
• No ironing, no dry cleaning—because, seriously, who does that?
