“Sarcasm because…” - Hoodie
“Sarcasm because…” - Hoodie
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Your New Favorite Hoodie—Because Jackets Are Too Much Effort
Soft, cozy, and effortlessly cool, this unisex hoodie is perfect for lazy days, errand runs, or pretending you put effort into your outfit. Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it’s built to last—unlike your willpower around snacks.
• Kangaroo Pocket – For cold hands, snacks, or hiding from responsibilities.
• Adjustable Hood – Because weather (and life) is unpredictable.
• Seamless Design – Smooth look, zero fuss.
• Custom Embroidery Available – So no one “accidentally” steals it.
Care Instructions (Because We Know You’ll Ignore Them):
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium.
• Iron low if you’re fancy.
• No dry cleaning—who even does that?
Your New Favorite Hoodie—Because Jackets Are Too Much Effort
Soft, cozy, and effortlessly cool, this unisex hoodie is perfect for lazy days, errand runs, or pretending you put effort into your outfit. Made from a durable 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it’s built to last—unlike your willpower around snacks.
• Kangaroo Pocket – For cold hands, snacks, or hiding from responsibilities.
• Adjustable Hood – Because weather (and life) is unpredictable.
• Seamless Design – Smooth look, zero fuss.
• Custom Embroidery Available – So no one “accidentally” steals it.
Care Instructions (Because We Know You’ll Ignore Them):
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium.
• Iron low if you’re fancy.
• No dry cleaning—who even does that?
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